Great Web Girl thinks that LEGAL STUFF sucks. We think the judicial system is out of control and unpoliced. So we don't want to write a bunch of legal jargon here. We want you to know that this site is intellectual property and that means you can't copy our stuff. All images have been properly licensed and we always make sure that our artists are paid--even before our clients pay us.

We know attorneys, but we would rather party with them than pay their hourly fees. We prefer to find clients and visitors that aren't even reading this LEGAL button. So go read another part of our site that is more interesting.

Just know that we are honest and ethical and if you hire us--that we will do our best to make an outstanding website for you. That's the most important exchange here. That we make you look good. And you call us and tell us, that you are happy wth your site, appreciate our creativity, and how much your business has increased due to your FABULOUS ASCENSION WEBSITE.

In other words...
DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY.
PEACE - OUT.